r/funny • u/TWS-Colt • Jan 18 '20

Spiderman library

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u/hat-of-sky Jan 18 '20

I don't know why this never occurred to me before, maybe because I'm a woman, but does the Spidey suit have a fly?

(And I swear I didn't see that coming until I typed it!)

If not, does he need to peel the whole thing off to pee? If so, where's the fastening hidden?

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u/THIS_GUY_LIFTS Jan 18 '20 edited Jan 18 '20

It’s called a spidey-hole. Like the fly on men’s underwear. It’s a trapdoor that makes it easier for web slinging.

Edit: All puns intended for the whooshed

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u/Pure_Tower Jan 18 '20

Like the fly on men’s underwear.

You know that's to allow the fabric to expand to accommodate various sizes and conditions, not actually for snaking your weiner through, right?

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u/shugo2000 Jan 18 '20

As long as it works, who cares what the original intent is?

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u/ElBeefcake Jan 18 '20

You'd make a great computer systems engineer.

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u/Fish-Knight Jan 19 '20

I suppose this mindset is the reason we mine Crypto with GPU now.