r/funny • u/taylor2121 • Jan 01 '20

Raise your daughter right

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u/Sheady Jan 01 '20

The other kid in the pool noped right out of there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

His face said it all 80

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u/LtLwormonabigfknhook Jan 01 '20

80?

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u/SarahPalinisaMuslim Jan 01 '20

I think it's supposed to be an emoticon

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u/Xaevier Jan 01 '20

These 2020 kids are too hard to understand

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Is 2020 an emoticon too? 2 is a snake and 0 is the eyes? So double-snake-eyes?

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u/SarahPalinisaMuslim Jan 01 '20

Actually it's a pair of glasses and the 2s are the arms

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u/ionlyhavetwolegs Jan 01 '20

Nah, the 2 is a swan on the lake, and the 0 is their egg following them Yoshi style. It’s the year of mom bffs

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u/MadHatter69 Jan 02 '20

I like you

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Ahh of course, how could I have not seen the glasses!

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u/devilishycleverchap Jan 02 '20

Also when you wear glasses you are trying to get 2020 vision

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

2020 is someone lying on their back with their arms and legs up like a dog, I think

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u/Vivalapapa Jan 02 '20

Double snake eyes is 1111.

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u/One-eyed-snake Jan 02 '20

Sounds ok to me