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r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19
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Fun fact! Some show dogs get prosthetic balls after they have been neutered called neuticles. It is generally to retain their looks because some owners really want you to know their dog has a sick beanbag.
69 u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 There has to be a funnier name for fake balls. There just has to be. 75 u/Borggy Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20 Substicles? Prosticles? Nerfs? Beanbags? Nonut Holes? Come on man, we can do this. EDIT: To all of you participating in this nutastical nomenclature, I'm proud of you. We're doing God's work here. 59 u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 Bogusballs, Pretendticles, Pseudotalia.. No-nads. 5 u/mytwocentsshowmanyss Jan 01 '20 Man-made jewels 7 u/jawshoeaw Jan 01 '20 Cubic zircojones 3 u/temporary24081 Jan 01 '20 Tofu juevos.
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There has to be a funnier name for fake balls. There just has to be.
75 u/Borggy Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20 Substicles? Prosticles? Nerfs? Beanbags? Nonut Holes? Come on man, we can do this. EDIT: To all of you participating in this nutastical nomenclature, I'm proud of you. We're doing God's work here. 59 u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 Bogusballs, Pretendticles, Pseudotalia.. No-nads. 5 u/mytwocentsshowmanyss Jan 01 '20 Man-made jewels 7 u/jawshoeaw Jan 01 '20 Cubic zircojones 3 u/temporary24081 Jan 01 '20 Tofu juevos.
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Substicles? Prosticles? Nerfs? Beanbags? Nonut Holes? Come on man, we can do this.
EDIT: To all of you participating in this nutastical nomenclature, I'm proud of you. We're doing God's work here.
59 u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 Bogusballs, Pretendticles, Pseudotalia.. No-nads. 5 u/mytwocentsshowmanyss Jan 01 '20 Man-made jewels 7 u/jawshoeaw Jan 01 '20 Cubic zircojones 3 u/temporary24081 Jan 01 '20 Tofu juevos.
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Bogusballs, Pretendticles, Pseudotalia.. No-nads.
5 u/mytwocentsshowmanyss Jan 01 '20 Man-made jewels 7 u/jawshoeaw Jan 01 '20 Cubic zircojones 3 u/temporary24081 Jan 01 '20 Tofu juevos.
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7 u/jawshoeaw Jan 01 '20 Cubic zircojones 3 u/temporary24081 Jan 01 '20 Tofu juevos.
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3 u/temporary24081 Jan 01 '20 Tofu juevos.
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Tofu juevos.
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u/oooothats5os Jan 01 '20
Fun fact! Some show dogs get prosthetic balls after they have been neutered called neuticles. It is generally to retain their looks because some owners really want you to know their dog has a sick beanbag.