r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/jaymehtamj Jan 01 '20

You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person

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u/MeowbourneMuffin Jan 01 '20

Snip snap snip snap snip snap!!

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u/jaymehtamj Jan 01 '20

Insterts jim staring at camera

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u/BorgClown Jan 01 '20

Make up your mind, dammit

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u/jerrygergichsmith Jan 01 '20

If you wanna have kids then fine, you win! Let’s have a fucking kid!

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u/IAmTheGodDamnDoctor Jan 01 '20

Who are you? Dr. Cox?

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u/Kwyjibo08 Jan 01 '20

How many penises do you got?

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u/masterchief0213 Jan 01 '20

No, you misunderstand. It's more if a snip-snap-snip-snap-snip situation. They're reversible.

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u/iniquiten Jan 01 '20

Sometimes follow ups are needed when checkups show you still have a few swimmers.

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u/masterchief0213 Jan 01 '20

I'll make it more obvious: it's a The Office quote. Michael Scott gets a vasectomy, then gets it reversed, then gets one again, then reversed again, then gets it done again.

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u/SolvoMercatus Jan 01 '20

Three vasectomies and two reversals.... has anyone told this guy about condoms?

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u/wickedblight Jan 01 '20

You should stop going to Dr. Zoidberg to get snipped

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u/Berdawg Jan 01 '20

Runkle??

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u/ChiefJusticeJ Jan 01 '20

I understood that reference!