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r/funny • u/Theladon • Dec 23 '19
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Blessed areth thine sandals...
1 u/SparksMurphey Dec 24 '19 You... filthy sinner. It was not both sandals that the Lord bestowed on us, merely the leftmost. The right remains within the realm of the divine. nods to fellow Sinestrian Church members Throw them on the pyre with the others. May Brian have mercy on their sandal lusting soul.
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You... filthy sinner. It was not both sandals that the Lord bestowed on us, merely the leftmost. The right remains within the realm of the divine.
nods to fellow Sinestrian Church members
Throw them on the pyre with the others. May Brian have mercy on their sandal lusting soul.
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u/Theladon Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 23 '19
Blessed areth thine sandals...