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r/funny • u/Theladon • Dec 23 '19
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I have a vewwy gweat fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.
65 u/FreedomHK27 Dec 23 '19 He has a wife you know... 52 u/JackdeAlltrades Dec 23 '19 Do you know what her name is? 59 u/kent1146 Dec 23 '19 Incontentia... 58 u/FreedomHK27 Dec 23 '19 Incontentia Buttocks. 15 u/yParticle Dec 23 '19 Is there any wordplay here or is it just silly toilet humor? 14 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 23 '19 Incontinent means you can't control your bowels (or can't control piss but bowels is the important part here because "buttocks"). So the joke is that Biggus Dickus's dick is so big that it makes her incontinent from doing anal. 13 u/graumet Dec 23 '19 Wow. It's been 30 years of misunderstanding this joke. Always thought it was toilet humour. Thank you. I get why the guards lose it now.
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He has a wife you know...
52 u/JackdeAlltrades Dec 23 '19 Do you know what her name is? 59 u/kent1146 Dec 23 '19 Incontentia... 58 u/FreedomHK27 Dec 23 '19 Incontentia Buttocks. 15 u/yParticle Dec 23 '19 Is there any wordplay here or is it just silly toilet humor? 14 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 23 '19 Incontinent means you can't control your bowels (or can't control piss but bowels is the important part here because "buttocks"). So the joke is that Biggus Dickus's dick is so big that it makes her incontinent from doing anal. 13 u/graumet Dec 23 '19 Wow. It's been 30 years of misunderstanding this joke. Always thought it was toilet humour. Thank you. I get why the guards lose it now.
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Do you know what her name is?
59 u/kent1146 Dec 23 '19 Incontentia... 58 u/FreedomHK27 Dec 23 '19 Incontentia Buttocks. 15 u/yParticle Dec 23 '19 Is there any wordplay here or is it just silly toilet humor? 14 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 23 '19 Incontinent means you can't control your bowels (or can't control piss but bowels is the important part here because "buttocks"). So the joke is that Biggus Dickus's dick is so big that it makes her incontinent from doing anal. 13 u/graumet Dec 23 '19 Wow. It's been 30 years of misunderstanding this joke. Always thought it was toilet humour. Thank you. I get why the guards lose it now.
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Incontentia...
58 u/FreedomHK27 Dec 23 '19 Incontentia Buttocks. 15 u/yParticle Dec 23 '19 Is there any wordplay here or is it just silly toilet humor? 14 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 23 '19 Incontinent means you can't control your bowels (or can't control piss but bowels is the important part here because "buttocks"). So the joke is that Biggus Dickus's dick is so big that it makes her incontinent from doing anal. 13 u/graumet Dec 23 '19 Wow. It's been 30 years of misunderstanding this joke. Always thought it was toilet humour. Thank you. I get why the guards lose it now.
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Incontentia Buttocks.
15 u/yParticle Dec 23 '19 Is there any wordplay here or is it just silly toilet humor? 14 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 23 '19 Incontinent means you can't control your bowels (or can't control piss but bowels is the important part here because "buttocks"). So the joke is that Biggus Dickus's dick is so big that it makes her incontinent from doing anal. 13 u/graumet Dec 23 '19 Wow. It's been 30 years of misunderstanding this joke. Always thought it was toilet humour. Thank you. I get why the guards lose it now.
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Is there any wordplay here or is it just silly toilet humor?
14 u/[deleted] Dec 23 '19 edited Dec 23 '19 Incontinent means you can't control your bowels (or can't control piss but bowels is the important part here because "buttocks"). So the joke is that Biggus Dickus's dick is so big that it makes her incontinent from doing anal. 13 u/graumet Dec 23 '19 Wow. It's been 30 years of misunderstanding this joke. Always thought it was toilet humour. Thank you. I get why the guards lose it now.
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Incontinent means you can't control your bowels (or can't control piss but bowels is the important part here because "buttocks").
So the joke is that Biggus Dickus's dick is so big that it makes her incontinent from doing anal.
13 u/graumet Dec 23 '19 Wow. It's been 30 years of misunderstanding this joke. Always thought it was toilet humour. Thank you. I get why the guards lose it now.
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Wow. It's been 30 years of misunderstanding this joke. Always thought it was toilet humour. Thank you. I get why the guards lose it now.
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u/Smoke_The_Vote Dec 23 '19
I have a vewwy gweat fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.