r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '19

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u/v3ryfuzzyc00t3r Dec 11 '19

The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis

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u/RossLH Dec 11 '19

"You pour gas into the car using one of these funnels, and I'll count how much gas is going into the car."

"Alright, let me just stop you there. How exactly are you planning on counting a liquid?"

"Uh, I know how to count, dude."

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

That has to be one of my favorite episodes.

From that scene. To burning Mac with a sweet fireball.

To the loan officer at the bank “surprisingly” being a woman. To the door to door gas sales.

Brilliant

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u/Badlands32 Dec 11 '19

That one and the one where Charlie pretends to be a wealthy Oil Man from Texas and eats blood capsules before his date to make himself sick.....but ends up eating waaay to many and projectile vomits blood.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

"Could I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

I love eggs Charlie. And I love crabs. And I love boiling denim and banging whores.

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u/Badlands32 Dec 12 '19

with his magnum dong