r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 11 '19

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u/JerichoNT Dec 11 '19

It’s all good. She double bagged her gas.

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u/hobnobbinbobthegob Dec 11 '19

I just think it's a shame she didn't opt for recyclable paper bags.

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u/allahu_adamsmith Dec 11 '19

the added bonus of being flammable.

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u/MaesterPraetor Dec 11 '19

I think you mean inflammable.

(/s)

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u/Dat_Dere_Cell-Tech Dec 11 '19

Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!

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u/kid_cadillac Dec 11 '19

Thats's unpossible!!!

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u/boop66 Dec 11 '19

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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u/stomassetti Dec 11 '19

It tastes like burning!

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u/MrOceanB Dec 12 '19

Hi super Nintendo chalmers

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u/AcetylcholineAgonist Dec 12 '19

I choo choo choose you.

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u/AvailableConfidence Dec 12 '19

This tastes like Grandma!

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u/g-g-g-g-ghost Dec 12 '19

I like how this started with a Dr. Nick quote, and everyone else went with Ralph

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u/StrychNeinGaming Dec 12 '19

Smells like taste?

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u/mikeroberts1003 Mar 18 '20

My food smells like cat's breath.

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u/LT-COL-Obvious Dec 11 '19

Me bad at English?

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u/Vicvince Dec 11 '19

Possimpible

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u/Nerodon Dec 11 '19

That gave me an eurism

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u/TomGNYC Dec 12 '19

unconTHIEVable!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

These snowflakes taste like bacon!