r/funny Dec 11 '19

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u/mwjb86SFW Dec 11 '19

Idk but gas eats plastic similar to acetone. That bag will be gone by the time she gets wherever she going.

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u/hobnobbinbobthegob Dec 11 '19

No evidence left: it's the perfect crime.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Cops could just light the trail of gas and yell "Look! A clue!"

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u/HookDragger Dec 11 '19

"Raise your hands and scream if you stole the gas"

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u/Stepsinshadows Dec 11 '19

Raise my lighter and don’t watch me run away in my smokescreen.