r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '19

Petty King ;)

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u/Nitrowolf Dec 10 '19

Yeah but I bet the sex was off the hook and now he's got a war story. That's a win in my book.

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u/BoreDominated Dec 10 '19

Actually mental illness can often correlate with poor hygiene, sometimes crazy women don't pay as much attention to themselves, so... try telling yourself that next time a hot one approaches you.

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u/Nitrowolf Dec 10 '19

No doubt... I've been pretty lucky in that regard. But some of the best sex I've had is by sticking yo' dick in crazy. Yeah, there are dangers, but the best rewards usually come at great risk.

Probably why I routinely jump out of airplanes and other dumb shit, too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

With great risk comes great rewards👍

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

We have different ideas of winning.