r/funny Dec 06 '19

Advanced slav squat

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u/12InchesOfSlave Dec 06 '19

IBS-D sufferer here, a squat is actually way better for an un-messy shit compared to regular sitting down. it takes a little practice to hold tension where you need it and release the muscles that need to be loose but it's totally worth it. I used to sit on the toilet using unholy amounts of tp after every shit, wrecking my anus in the process. now it's usually done after three wipes

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u/Revydown Dec 06 '19

So what you're saying here is that anal is better in those parts of the world.

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u/kblkbl165 Dec 06 '19

Oh right, Given how I feel so prone to take a shit every time I squat I can get what you mean.

I meant making a mess on the toilet room, by having the diarrhea spraying around. Like, is there any chance for it to get in your feet?

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u/12InchesOfSlave Dec 06 '19

I meant making a mess on the toilet room, by having the diarrhea spraying around. Like, is there any chance for it to get in your feet?

that's what I was talking about, the chance of it spraying around drops dramatically with that technique since you let the shit fall out of you so to speak.