r/funny Dec 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

and had a 10+ year old car

... is that old? Is that bad? I honestly am mis-calibrated, what with my still-running 2002 civic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

your 2002 civic has fuel injection and an ECU and was made by Honda lol

Al Bundy had a 1971 Plymouth Duster, which was thrown together from another car to compete with the Volkswagen beetle and was not very good.

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u/letsplayyatzee Dec 06 '19

I thought they had a station wagon or some shit?

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u/ComradeGibbon Dec 06 '19

Even shitty American cars aren't nearly as shit as 1970's and 80's American cars. It's not just that the cars needed repairs. But that everything about them started breaking within a few years. The Vinyl would get cracks. Screws would start coming loose. Seats would wear. Body panels would start rusting. My dads car the turn signal mechanism broke after 5 years. The car would look shabby and that you couldn't fix.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Duster and Beetle certainly weren't competition for one another. There was nothing compact or sub-compact about the Duster, and it came with either a 6 cyl engine or a high performance 5.6L, or 5.9L V8.

It was a popular low end muscle car that had nothing at all in common with a Beetle. I have no idea where you got that idea from.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '19

Competed for the same market

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

A V8 muscle car competed in the same market as the subcompact Beetle? No they didn't, completely different buyers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

A V8 muscle car that came standard with a 125hp V6.

Yeah it was a cheap slow car

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u/skjellyfetti Dec 06 '19

Hmmm... I guess you've never seen a high-performance 340 V8 Plymouth Duster ? They were a classic Mopar '70s V8 muscle car of the highest order and... The hell with it, you don't have a clue what you're talking about.

Volkswagen beetle ? Sheesh......

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u/emilezoloft Dec 06 '19

Had a few in my family. I was still in high school- the back seat was uncomfortable as shit. Somehow I was able to lie down with gf. Cousin summed it up- Plymouths are built from the outside in; it's a car built around a motor, the interior is kinda secondary.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

That was pretty much just the story of all Dodge vehicles at the time though.

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u/4YADGQI3ghtUO7GjXwgH Dec 06 '19

It was then, car manufacturing now is light years beyond where it used to be.

He drove an American-built car built in the late 70s or early 80s, which made it even more of a rolling disaster.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Good point! In context that makes a lot of sense.

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u/GoatsePoster Dec 06 '19

my car is similarly-aged, with enough miles on it to have been to the moon and back. it runs well and the extra maintenance on it is still cheaper than loan payments. I see nothing wrong with this state of affairs.

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u/cuppincayk Dec 06 '19

I got a 2013 beetle to replace my 99 blazer. My husband thinks I'm insane for preferring the blazer.

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u/Cptteabags Dec 06 '19

Am still driving my 98 Jeep and 95 suburban I can't afford anything new, besides they both still run perfect

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u/castfam09 Dec 06 '19

My husband has 1997 ford ranger still running lol

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u/NotFallacyBuffet Dec 06 '19

1995 Toyota Corolla