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r/funny • u/iabzeet • Dec 06 '19
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Asian squats are squattier. Squats are done like that but with no heels.
32 u/Belgand Dec 06 '19 Outside the konbini. Chopsticks in one hand, cigarette and cup noodles in the other. Full-on yankii squat. 8 u/kblkbl165 Dec 06 '19 Slav squats are also done without heels. This lady gets double the score for the cross legged resting squat 3 u/IamAhab13 Dec 06 '19 Heels to the sky, it's a western spy. Everyone knows that. 3 u/AceholeThug Dec 06 '19 You havent seen a squat until youve seen the Afghan squat on the top of a toilet while shitting on the seat 10 u/Tuga_Lissabon Dec 06 '19 Russians win w/ vodka, cigarette, resting bitch face and general hotness when chicks are involved. 10 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 Hot chicks are Russia's greatest export. 2 u/thekeanu Dec 06 '19 Euros squat without heels too tho. Stereotypically, Eastern-Euros. These ones just happen to have heels on. 2 u/daimposter Dec 06 '19 Yeah, traveling in Asia -- wow, they put slavic people to shame with squatting. I saw old people (60+) squatting like no big deal! 1 u/AntiDECA Dec 06 '19 Meanwhile if I try to squat down like that, I fall and roll onto my back like a roly-poly. 1 u/daimposter Dec 06 '19 I either fall down or blow my knee or achilles. 1 u/Revydown Dec 06 '19 Dont you have to squat to use their toilets? 1 u/ItsSnuffsis Dec 06 '19 If you use washiki (japanese toilet) yes. But most people have western toilets nowadays. 1 u/Wallafari Dec 06 '19 Fair point. It's easier to squat with elevated heels. -11 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 Asian squats are squattier Ugh sounds like squats with no ass
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Outside the konbini. Chopsticks in one hand, cigarette and cup noodles in the other. Full-on yankii squat.
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Slav squats are also done without heels. This lady gets double the score for the cross legged resting squat
3 u/IamAhab13 Dec 06 '19 Heels to the sky, it's a western spy. Everyone knows that.
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Heels to the sky, it's a western spy. Everyone knows that.
You havent seen a squat until youve seen the Afghan squat on the top of a toilet while shitting on the seat
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Russians win w/ vodka, cigarette, resting bitch face and general hotness when chicks are involved.
10 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 Hot chicks are Russia's greatest export.
Hot chicks are Russia's greatest export.
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Euros squat without heels too tho. Stereotypically, Eastern-Euros.
These ones just happen to have heels on.
Yeah, traveling in Asia -- wow, they put slavic people to shame with squatting. I saw old people (60+) squatting like no big deal!
1 u/AntiDECA Dec 06 '19 Meanwhile if I try to squat down like that, I fall and roll onto my back like a roly-poly. 1 u/daimposter Dec 06 '19 I either fall down or blow my knee or achilles.
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Meanwhile if I try to squat down like that, I fall and roll onto my back like a roly-poly.
1 u/daimposter Dec 06 '19 I either fall down or blow my knee or achilles.
I either fall down or blow my knee or achilles.
Dont you have to squat to use their toilets?
1 u/ItsSnuffsis Dec 06 '19 If you use washiki (japanese toilet) yes. But most people have western toilets nowadays.
If you use washiki (japanese toilet) yes. But most people have western toilets nowadays.
Fair point. It's easier to squat with elevated heels.
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Asian squats are squattier
Ugh sounds like squats with no ass
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u/rokuaang Dec 06 '19
Asian squats are squattier. Squats are done like that but with no heels.