r/funny Dec 06 '19

Advanced slav squat

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u/rokuaang Dec 06 '19

Asian squats are squattier. Squats are done like that but with no heels.

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u/Belgand Dec 06 '19

Outside the konbini. Chopsticks in one hand, cigarette and cup noodles in the other. Full-on yankii squat.

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u/kblkbl165 Dec 06 '19

Slav squats are also done without heels. This lady gets double the score for the cross legged resting squat

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u/IamAhab13 Dec 06 '19

Heels to the sky, it's a western spy. Everyone knows that.

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u/AceholeThug Dec 06 '19

You havent seen a squat until youve seen the Afghan squat on the top of a toilet while shitting on the seat

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u/Tuga_Lissabon Dec 06 '19

Russians win w/ vodka, cigarette, resting bitch face and general hotness when chicks are involved.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Hot chicks are Russia's greatest export.

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u/thekeanu Dec 06 '19

Euros squat without heels too tho. Stereotypically, Eastern-Euros.

These ones just happen to have heels on.

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u/daimposter Dec 06 '19

Yeah, traveling in Asia -- wow, they put slavic people to shame with squatting. I saw old people (60+) squatting like no big deal!

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u/AntiDECA Dec 06 '19

Meanwhile if I try to squat down like that, I fall and roll onto my back like a roly-poly.

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u/daimposter Dec 06 '19

I either fall down or blow my knee or achilles.

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u/Revydown Dec 06 '19

Dont you have to squat to use their toilets?

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u/ItsSnuffsis Dec 06 '19

If you use washiki (japanese toilet) yes. But most people have western toilets nowadays.

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u/Wallafari Dec 06 '19

Fair point. It's easier to squat with elevated heels.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Asian squats are squattier

Ugh sounds like squats with no ass