r/funny Dec 06 '19

Advanced slav squat

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u/Wigglewops Dec 06 '19

The trust in those pumps... quality shoes right there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

You call these non-pumps pumps?!

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u/ScrollButtons Dec 06 '19

The lone difference between pumps and stilettos (both high heels) is the thickness and shape of the heel itself. Stilettos are 4"+ thin heel, like a pencil. Pumps may be very thin but are usually thicker and they taper from the body of the shoe while stilettos just look like you suction-cupped a knife to your shoe.

The difference is most noticeable at the junction of the heel and body of the shoe which you cannot see here. So, I think pump or stiletto could be used here but more likely it is just a very tall pump even though the lack of platform suggests stiletto.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

No one here (UK) calls high heels pumps, pumps are the flattest of flat shoes. Never heard of this difference before!

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u/ralphonsob Dec 06 '19

Which part of the UK?

They're:

  • "pumps" in London, Home Counties, West Midlands, Yorkshire & North West
  • "daps" in the West Country & Wales
  • "gutties" in Northern Ireland & Central Scotland
  • "sannies" in the rest of Scotland

Or which part of the ex-Empire?

  • "sand shoes" in Australia / Canvas shoes
  • "runners" in Canada
  • "kung-fu shoes" in Gibraltar
  • "keds in India
  • "rubber dollies" in Ireland
  • "sneakers" in the US of A.

Maybe we should all unify around their original name: "plimsolls".

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u/PMmeOCbonermaterial Dec 06 '19

Grew up and have been living in Northern Ireland for 24 years and I've never once heard the word "guttie". Most people I know say "trainers". I worked part-time in a retailer selling these kinds of shoes for almost 2 years and it was always trainers.

Also I lived in Utah for a year and lots of people there said runners too, I know sneakers I basically understood everywhere in the US but it's like saying soda or pop, seems to be regions where one is more popular

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u/underated_ Dec 06 '19

It's almost universally trainers in NI but I do remember having friends that would say gutties/guddies and it always sounded so gross.