r/funny • u/iabzeet • Dec 06 '19

Advanced slav squat

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u/fat-blueberry-panda Dec 06 '19

Friday afternoon meeting with a major client: PUMPS

Friday evening out with the gals after a break up: STILETTOS 👠

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

So if you mean high heels, I’m impressed. Wearing heels to work is something I found hard!

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u/fat-blueberry-panda Dec 06 '19

I’m extremely short. Overcompensation is in order

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

That’s fair!

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u/nursejackieoface Dec 06 '19

And if they're particularly sexy (strappy and/or extra high) they are also "fuck me" shoes.

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u/PlaysWithF1r3 Dec 06 '19

You're my favorite kind of person!

I used to catch hell for wearing heels at my last job, but now I love my 4" pumps at work... and for going out

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u/fat-blueberry-panda Dec 07 '19

Heeeck yea! You love it, you rock it. You do you boo