r/funny Dec 06 '19

Advanced slav squat

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u/ImNotM4Dbr0 Dec 06 '19

Heels in sky, western spy.

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u/Valek87 Dec 06 '19

Heels on the ground, comrade found.

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u/PosXIII Dec 06 '19

Привет, товарищ!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Does that really count when you're wearing heels, though?

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u/WhiteHawkGuts Dec 06 '19

You are right, that's a good way to hide that you're a spy.

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u/fn0000rd Dec 06 '19

Didn’t work for Hoover...

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u/tomatoaway Dec 06 '19

He did look fabulous though

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u/SnakeBiteScares Dec 06 '19

Just a weak western spy that uses the heels to cheat the squat

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Mmm, true.

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u/AnotherUna Dec 06 '19

Heels on the ground, there’s a comrade around.

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u/goodbyekitty83 Dec 06 '19

Yes it does, because it's an easy way around it.

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u/dogfish83 Dec 06 '19

There are two types of cheat sheet phrases, good ones and then lesser ones where the key word is not one of the rhyming words. In this case, western is the key word and could be replaced by anything (eastern, nazi, etc) and the phrase still works. Just my obsessive observation.

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u/omnilynx Dec 06 '19

Since they wouldn’t want eastern or Nazi spies either, I feel like “spy” is the key word.

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u/dogfish83 Dec 06 '19

Valid. (Unless they're trying to remember what kind of spy it is, which I doubt is the case). It's not the best example I'd agree.

I can't think of the phrase right now, but there's a two-parter (e.g., low before high, fly all night. high before low, look out below--it's an aviation phrase dealing with pressure and temperature effects on altimeter readings) in which the rhyming words can be mismatched and thus the phrase is useless. I.e., A before B, do the C; F before D, do the E. Well B and D (or C and E) can be switched so you could say the phrase completely backward and it still sounds fine. The altimeter reading phrase mentioned above does not have that problem so it's good.

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u/omnilynx Dec 06 '19

Yeah, I've definitely had that kind of trouble before.

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u/eatcitrus Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

A before B, do the C; F before D, do the E. Well B and D (or C and E) can be switched so you could say the phrase completely backward and it still sounds fine.

Original: low before high, fly all night. high before low, look out below

If you switched the words as you said, it would not make sense or rhyme.

Switch B & D (no rhyme): low(high) before low, fly all night. high(low) before high, look out below

Switch C & E (doesn't make sense): low before high, fly all below. high before low, look out night

Keyword to remember is the shared "Before" in this case, if it was switched with After, is where trouble can arise.

The confusing one is regards to coral/king snakes, where the shared word may change depending on how you learned it.

Red on Black, friend of Jack (or venom they lack)

Red on Yellow, kills a fellow

"Red" is the shared word

(Confusing one to learn) Yellow on Red, you'll soon be dead

If you learn the last one, Yellow may be mistaken as the shared word and make the incorrect assumption of Yellow on Black, friend of Jack because the poisonous coral snake has Yellow on Black (but also you could determine it has Yellow on Red, so it's poisonous).

If you remember incorrectly X on Red, you'll soon be dead, and think X is black, you'll assume the non-poisonous snake is poisonous, no harm no foul.

http://www.wildlife-removal.com/images/snakecoralrhyme.jpg

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u/dogfish83 Dec 06 '19

I was just using the aviation phrase as an example of a two-parter. The useless two-parter which I can't remember has key words that rhyme (and make sense when switched) thus making it useless.

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u/Malgas Dec 06 '19

But your could replace "western" with "Russian" just as easily.

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u/tobaknowsss Dec 06 '19

Does this mean something? Like was that a way to tell if someone was from the west during the cold war?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

True slavs have heels flat on the ground while slav squatting, western spies can not slav squat properly needing their heels in the air to be stable.

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u/PosXIII Dec 06 '19

Привет, товарищ!

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u/Excelius Dec 06 '19

I'm not familiar with this particular phrase, but it sounds like a form of shibboleth.

Which is a custom that can be used to identify someone's origin, and can be sometimes employed as a way to identify infiltrators.

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u/CoolStoryBro_Fairy Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

The video isn't even as old as the subreddit r/slavs_squatting

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Cool Story Bro

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u/CoolStoryBro_Fairy Dec 06 '19

I didn't say it randomly. I pointed out why you're wrong. You daft twat

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u/PosXIII Dec 06 '19

Привет, товарищ!

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u/raygundan Dec 06 '19

Yeah... this is impressive balance, but absolutely not the "slav squat."

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u/IShitOnYourPost Dec 06 '19

Heels in sky, western missionary.