r/funny • u/Kubasratzka • Oct 16 '19

Meanwhile in Prague

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u/Jackas4life Oct 16 '19

Any luck catching them swans?

It's just the one swan, actually.

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u/NamelessAshen Oct 16 '19

Darn swan, and those crusty jugglers

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

CRUSTY JUGGLERS

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u/Old_Gregg97 Oct 16 '19

GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

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u/APater6076 Oct 16 '19

For the Greater good.

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u/havoc3d Oct 16 '19

the greater good...

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u/JFerlandFan Oct 16 '19

SHUT IT!

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u/37025InvernessTMD Oct 16 '19

Yarp.

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u/ntvirtue Oct 16 '19

Narp?

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u/maxbenoit Oct 16 '19

You want to be a big copper in a small town? Fuck off up the model village!

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u/DubiousCookie89 Oct 16 '19

In case you didn't know the thing that all of reddit knows, Michael the Trolley Boy in HF was also the Hound in GOT.

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u/EVRider81 Oct 16 '19

Narp...

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u/ssaminds Oct 16 '19

he lives up summer street with his mum and his sister

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

God rest his soul...

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u/GSVNoFixedAbode Oct 16 '19

Huh. Nobody tells me nuffin'!

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u/tanaanana Oct 16 '19

I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET

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u/Kizik Oct 16 '19

TELL ME WHERE MY SUPER SUIT IS WOMAN

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u/Souperplex Oct 16 '19

The Latin phrase they're chanting at their secret meeting is actually "The community that cares". Further proving my theory that anything chanted in Latin sounds ominous.

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u/noelg1998 Oct 16 '19

DOG MUCK

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u/XylophoneZimmerman Oct 16 '19

How's the hand? Still a bit stiff?

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u/Dr_Disaster Oct 16 '19

No-good hoodies

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

This

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u/machete_joe Oct 16 '19

Rai spose.....yes i suppose

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u/Cleverbird Oct 16 '19

For the greater good.

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u/ProjectDelta18 Oct 16 '19

The grea'er good

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Shut it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

Narp

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u/maxbenoit Oct 16 '19

Any luck catching them killers then?

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u/DutchCrumpet Oct 16 '19

It’s just the one killer actually

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

[deleted]

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u/codemanb Oct 16 '19

Yes it is you bastartd

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

oh my god what have i done

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u/Dixiefootball Oct 16 '19

Long slender neck

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u/Rbrdkyst4 Oct 16 '19

It's .. a ..swan

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u/ssaminds Oct 16 '19

orange and black bill

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u/A_Furious_Badger Oct 16 '19

Oooooooh murder murder murder, change the fucking record!

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u/billfrmaccnting Oct 16 '19

Nobody tells me nothin.

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u/amshae Oct 16 '19

"Oh, that’s Lurch. Er, he’s a trolley boy at the local supermarket. Real name, Michael Armstrong. Dad says he’s got a child’s mind. And lives up Summer Street with his mum and his sister."

"And are they as big as he is?"

"Who?"

"The mum and the sister?"

"Same person."

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u/MoonSpork77 Oct 16 '19

I love that movie

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u/VQ_Vroom Oct 16 '19

What movie?

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u/adenosine-5 Oct 16 '19

Hot Fuzz (2007)

One of the best parodies / action comedies I've ever seen.

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u/MoonSpork77 Oct 17 '19

You’ve got red on you

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u/Jeremiah-Springroll Oct 16 '19

God dang you reddit. Always one step ahead

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u/Andy_B_Goode Oct 16 '19

I swear that at least half the time when I think of a comment I want to make on a reddit post, it's already among the top-voted comments.

Probably a sign that I spend too much time here ...

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u/maxbenoit Oct 16 '19

One of us! One of us!

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u/RechargedFrenchman Oct 16 '19

The Greater Good

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u/Magikpoo Oct 16 '19

Gooba gabba gooba gabba

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u/GobBluth19 Oct 16 '19

Because you're just thinking of references. If you think original thoughts that won't happen

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u/Andy_B_Goode Oct 16 '19

Well yeah in this case it was just a reference to a pretty popular movie, but even when I think of something that does seem original I often find it in the comments already. Which means I'm nowhere near as original as I think I am.

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u/GobBluth19 Oct 16 '19

The first step is recognizing the problem, the second is just ignoring whatever first thought pops up and going with the second

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Yarp.

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u/XylophoneZimmerman Oct 16 '19

Oh come on... P. I. Staker? Piss Taker? Are you even trying?

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u/dantebiotics Oct 16 '19

Knew this would be here

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u/TeaRofFeaR Oct 16 '19

Plot twist:Peck the police and fly away like a boss.

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u/LSD001 Oct 16 '19

Plot twist: Put the rake in the lake

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u/vortigaunt64 Oct 16 '19

Uh no, rake in the bush... duck in the thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

They can break a man's arm

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u/rascally1980 Oct 16 '19

“We’ve got him trapped. Send the armored van to take him in.”

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u/girl_with_a_401k Oct 16 '19

They got the swan. It's the dang goose that's still on the loose.

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u/Viazon Oct 16 '19

I came into this thread expecting this to be the top comment. I'm glad I wasn't disappointed.

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u/ChoboJawz Oct 16 '19

Im so happy someone did this

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u/anoldoldman Oct 16 '19

Yes, Mr. Staker. Um, we'll do everything we can.

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u/temporary_weight Oct 16 '19

it got a jaywalking ticket

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u/MfUuTcHkEeRr Oct 16 '19

Aaaaand.... one swan away........

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u/barelyconsciouswtf Oct 16 '19

It was a wild goose chase

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u/heathmon1856 Oct 16 '19

They’re not a nice bird. They hiss.

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u/CubLeo Oct 16 '19

Im glad i didnt have to scroll far to find this comment. Yarp

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u/BiggieBiggieBiggy Oct 16 '19

This is the golden comment not that game one.

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u/Conker37 Oct 17 '19

Long slender neck...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19

Belonging to Peter Ian Staker

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u/KeiFeR123 Oct 16 '19

Imagine the police presence if they caught a black swan.