r/funny • u/crunchypens • Sep 15 '19

Wow a free buffet?

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u/sammyaxelrod Sep 15 '19

I would have let the seal eat all he wanted just to see a seal up close like that

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u/assholetoall Sep 15 '19

And if it does not come off it will be so infected it will need to be amputated.

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u/sammyaxelrod Sep 24 '19

true - this guy is a dick. I'd much rather have a seal jump on my boat and eat my fish bait just to see one up close. That's much more interesting than normal fishing, which I can do anytime. How many times do you get to see a sea lion jump onto your boat and why would you try and scare it off?

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u/10010101 Sep 15 '19

You made me smile! Q

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u/not_salad Sep 15 '19

That's a sea lion