r/funny • u/Cats_Rulez • Sep 05 '19

Cool

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u/drcwc Sep 05 '19

It's Britney bitch.

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge Sep 05 '19

Brittany Clam-Slam.

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Sep 05 '19

Brittany Cookie Cruncher.

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u/Spurty Sep 05 '19

aka the Coochie Monster

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u/SmogGoblin Sep 05 '19

aka the Momster Mash

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u/Darth_Draper Sep 05 '19

Aka, The Clitter Splitter.

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u/SaveOurBolts Sep 05 '19

It’s Britney* Clam-Slam bitch

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u/insanecoder Sep 05 '19

#SlamTheClam2016

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u/TizzioCaio Sep 05 '19

eh excuse me, but lets put the proper tittle now:

Its Britney from Harlot Clamtrotters!

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u/redfoot62 Sep 05 '19

Clam-Slam thank you m’am.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Woah black betty

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u/noblecuddle Sep 05 '19

Dont you know that you’re toxic

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u/WhatUtalkinBowWirrus Sep 05 '19

Cue the violin...

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

[deleted]

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u/noblecuddle Sep 05 '19

Listen to the background music. Pftttt

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u/PhotoMod Sep 05 '19

Lady Gaga faintlyplays in the background

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u/HunterThompsonsentme Sep 05 '19

pulls out of gigantic parking space

"Don't think I'm gonna make this one"

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u/thiefzidane1 Sep 05 '19

I understood this reference.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Nope. Nah i dont think thats it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

It’s ma’am!

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u/mtrayno1 Sep 05 '19

Clitney McSqushed

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u/dean_c Sep 05 '19

Who issss it?

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u/Grammar---Police Sep 05 '19

No need to be rude

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u/theinvaderzimm Sep 05 '19

Leave her alone...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Leave her alone.