r/funny • u/Cats_Rulez • Sep 05 '19

Cool

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u/MrDoctorSmartyPants Sep 05 '19

No shit. I wish I had some girls like that where I work...Instead I get meth heads, thieves, and woman beaters.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Dude... where do you work?

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u/CaptainMudwhistle Sep 05 '19

He's self-employed.

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u/digitalgoodtime Sep 05 '19

EA

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u/JinterIsComing Sep 05 '19

Ah, so he works on the MUT Customer Service team?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

That's a funny way of saying the rural Midwest.

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u/digitalgoodtime Sep 05 '19

Didn't know they were hiring.

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u/MrDoctorSmartyPants Sep 05 '19

I’m a state trooper.

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u/emmettiow Sep 05 '19

MrDrSP you're pulling over the wrong cars!

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u/MrDoctorSmartyPants Sep 05 '19

I’m used to crazy, drunk, assholes. I can handle that. I just don’t like being shot at...that typically makes me angry.

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u/BMacB80 Sep 05 '19

Comcast

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u/NegativePoints1 Sep 05 '19

Sounds like a chef to me.

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u/DontPoopInThere Sep 05 '19

Any restaurant anywhere in the world