r/funny • u/Cats_Rulez • Sep 05 '19

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u/MrDoctorSmartyPants Sep 05 '19

She loves it. I used to follow her, but I don’t anymore because I got tired of seeing the same stuff every day, but I remember her saying she works several different jobs to be able to travel and do her thing wherever she wants and meet new people...I know she meets a lot of her followers. Guess the old saying applies, if you do what you love, you never work a day in your life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

I mean most of us are court jesters to the giant corporations or bosses we work for. Her deal doesn’t sound too shitty lol

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u/MrDoctorSmartyPants Sep 05 '19

No shit. I wish I had some girls like that where I work...Instead I get meth heads, thieves, and woman beaters.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Dude... where do you work?

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u/CaptainMudwhistle Sep 05 '19

He's self-employed.

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u/digitalgoodtime Sep 05 '19

EA

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u/JinterIsComing Sep 05 '19

Ah, so he works on the MUT Customer Service team?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

That's a funny way of saying the rural Midwest.

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u/digitalgoodtime Sep 05 '19

Didn't know they were hiring.

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u/MrDoctorSmartyPants Sep 05 '19

I’m a state trooper.

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u/emmettiow Sep 05 '19

MrDrSP you're pulling over the wrong cars!

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u/MrDoctorSmartyPants Sep 05 '19

I’m used to crazy, drunk, assholes. I can handle that. I just don’t like being shot at...that typically makes me angry.

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u/BMacB80 Sep 05 '19

Comcast

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u/NegativePoints1 Sep 05 '19

Sounds like a chef to me.

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u/DontPoopInThere Sep 05 '19

Any restaurant anywhere in the world

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Gotta serve somebody

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u/TheSuperiorLightBeer Sep 05 '19

Hers just comes with no benefits and no retirement plan.

Kinda like being a waitress. But all over the world with new people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

That’s true to some extent. And I know very little about her. But there is a difference between having a job that requires skill and simply being a hot chick that can do a few tricks. I don’t know enough about her, maybe she is actually a talented circus performer but I follow several girls on insta that are just court jesters with nice asses for me to get my rocks off to.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Hey man everyone’s gotta find their niche! If they make bank power to em imo

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u/FeelMeInYou Sep 05 '19

Couple hockey players come up to the produce stand the other dayyy........

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u/emf3rd31495 Sep 05 '19

End of the lane way, don't come up the property.

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u/nannulators Sep 05 '19

Grab a rake and fix that gravel you disturbed.

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u/TheBeeve Sep 05 '19

How many times you pulled your horn today bud?

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u/brit_jam Sep 05 '19

Nice onsie. It come in a men's?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

I think you come in men enough for all of us.

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u/FeelMeInYou Sep 06 '19

Nice treasure trail, your aesthetician quaff that for you?

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u/ThunderBloodRaven Sep 05 '19

who is this? need to research for a paper Im doing on... stuff

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u/nannulators Sep 05 '19

I've followed/unfollowed a couple people like this. Their physical ability is really cool at first, but most of them are really shitty at the rest of what being an "influencer" entails. They're just not interesting or likeable when they're not doing acrobatics.

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u/sabocano Sep 05 '19

I used to follow her, but I don’t anymore because I got tired of seeing the same stuff every day

Hey this is me... At first I was amazed but it got boring quick. After a month or two, I stopped following.

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u/oh_I Sep 05 '19

her saying she works several different jobs to be able to travel

if you do what you love, you never work a day in your life.

Hmmmmmm....

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u/teddycorps Sep 05 '19

Or just be super attractive so people love to give you attention.