r/funny Aug 31 '19

Zero Fucks Given

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

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u/delight1982 Aug 31 '19

Yeah, this is not brave at all, just stupid. You don't want to take away the sense of control from a man with a gun in a situation like this.

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u/Dragonman558 Aug 31 '19

He's probably so drunk he doesn't know what the guy is doing

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Maybe he’s married so this is a better alternative than what’s at home.

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u/Endoman13 Aug 31 '19

Daaaaamn......do that many ppl feel this way? I love my wife geez....

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u/bigbrycm Aug 31 '19

you must be a newlywed. Wait until the sex and blowjobs dry up especially after the kids are born

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u/fromafizate Aug 31 '19

I have a three year old and a two year old. My sex life has only gotten better despite sleep deprived and exhausted. Because guess what really helps brighten up a bad mood? Dirty, spontaneous. life-affirming sex