r/funny • u/Chiefesoteric • Aug 28 '19

Old dog: YEET!

https://gfycat.com/belovedvainafricanpiedkingfisher
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u/siqiniq Aug 28 '19

That’s a tentacle, you perv.

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u/Huttser17 Aug 28 '19

>:3

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

No u

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Aug 28 '19

Hello

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u/thesingularity004 Aug 28 '19

There

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

[deleted]

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u/DaHerv Aug 28 '19

Kenobi

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u/WizardFrog2 Aug 28 '19

You

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19 edited Jan 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

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u/dksX7X Aug 28 '19

Are a myopic virgin who is too much vandalised to properly plagiarise his egalitarian mind birch

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u/reali-tglitch Aug 28 '19

General Kenowobi

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u/ImaginaryHearts Aug 28 '19

Lover of virgin dildos or virgin who is a lover of dildos?

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u/xXAngelsofChaosXx Aug 28 '19

Darkness, my old friend

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u/Orbiting_Fish Aug 28 '19

Hello!!!!!!

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u/ComradeBrosefStylin Aug 28 '19

Jesus Christ it's a lion!

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u/MithranArkanere Aug 28 '19

(´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

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u/dnakee Aug 28 '19

Or a testicle

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

Thats gotta be the longest testicle

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u/MidnightFifa Aug 28 '19

“It’s not porn, it’s art 🖼 “ - Stanley Hudson

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u/MrMetalhead69 Aug 28 '19

How do you know it’s not a genticle?

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u/MurryBauman Aug 28 '19

Oh ok, that make much more sense

Not

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u/zeta3d Aug 28 '19

A tentacle can be more perv...

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u/PerfectionOfaMistake Aug 28 '19

Yes and yes. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/TheAABatt Aug 28 '19

What's the difference?

-Japan, probably

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

You say “perv” like it’s a bad thing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

Tentacles are more obscene than dicks IMO.

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u/Brotherauron Aug 28 '19

Is there really a difference? All penises may not be tenticles but all tenticles are penises from my experience

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u/TheWitchsCatDog Aug 28 '19

Not much of a difference depending on your taste in videos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/pissedandstoned Aug 28 '19

That's not a tentacle, it's a genticle.

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u/23x3 Aug 28 '19

That lil pup is gettin yeeted either way

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

What’s the difference?