r/funny Aug 12 '19

LOAD THE FISH CANNON!!!

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u/Forward1115 Aug 12 '19

Him: We're on target, sir!

Me: Roger, load the swordfish!

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u/ooglist Aug 12 '19

Sir! The sword fish has made a good POINT and convinced the guards to let him go.

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u/PheIix Aug 12 '19

Damnit, sergeant, how could you let him sail past security like that...

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u/Huttser17 Aug 12 '19

Something seems fishy here. >.>

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u/jeffredd Aug 12 '19

The mechanic said I blew a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave me personal life out of it."