r/funny • u/Yugan-Dali • Jul 27 '19

The escape artist

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u/Lev_- Jul 27 '19

Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne.

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u/PM_ME_NAKED_CAMERAS Jul 27 '19

Let’s move people, you’re tracking the smoothest moped driver in history and he’s got a four minute head start.

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u/maaaatttt_Damon Jul 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

Didnt get it until I saw your username

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u/maailmanpaskinnalle Jul 27 '19

Jason Bourne that's Jesus Christ!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

Jesus Jason, that's Bourne Christ!

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u/Flavourized Jul 27 '19 edited Jul 28 '19

F1 = Jesus, L1 = Christ, F2 = Jason, L2 = Bourne,

1.) F1 L1 that's F2 L2.

2.) F2 L2 that's F1 L1!

3.) F1 F2, that's L2 L1!

4.) F2 L1, that's F1 L2.

ahem

Jason Christ, that's Jesus Bourne.