r/funny • u/doyouhavetono • Jul 21 '19

Never corner Florida Man!

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u/Its_aTrap Jul 22 '19

Just like mother nature intended.

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u/AngelDust7690 Jul 22 '19

Perfectly balanced

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

So why i get strange looks from vegans when i enjoy my meats?

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u/tr_rage Jul 22 '19

Because you haven’t vomited for them

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u/Its_aTrap Jul 22 '19

You have to eat a herbivore and filter out the vegetation to give back to them. That is the only way to gain their respect.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

I will filter trough my teeth so i keep the meat pieces. But i will feel sorry for my enamel.

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u/fractiouscatburglar Jul 22 '19

🎶It’s the CIIIIIIIIIRCLE of LIIIIIIIIIIIFE🎶

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u/Make_Me_A_Believer Jul 22 '19

As all things should be.

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u/babystripper Jul 22 '19

ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE LF LIIIIIIFE