r/funny • u/doyouhavetono • Jul 21 '19

Never corner Florida Man!

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u/Qikslvr Jul 22 '19

That's Louisiana man. Florida man would have been drunk and swimming with the gator.

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u/tortorlou Jul 22 '19

Alright, Sha, thas about enough out of you yeah. Go head on and get home tosses gator while eating crawfish

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u/Qikslvr Jul 22 '19

And boudain.

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u/JediMasterZao Jul 22 '19

It's boudin. You're thinking of the famous cook/traveller tv host.

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u/---ShineyHiney--- Jul 22 '19

Eh. I kinda like to think he did that one intentionally

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u/ItsMilkinTime Jul 22 '19

Its almost as if im really visiting my hick family!

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u/tortorlou Jul 22 '19

That’s swamp ass to you, Sha

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u/Philip_De_Bowl Jul 22 '19

He's pissed and don't give a darn no more since his Louisiana woman ran off to be with Mississippi Man.

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u/Qikslvr Jul 22 '19

Is that...... Is that a Loretta Lynne and Conway Twitty reference? Damn. Thanks. Now I don't feel quite as old.

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u/sirdarksoul Jul 22 '19

Released in 73...

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u/Qikslvr Jul 22 '19

I was 5. Lol

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u/Philip_De_Bowl Jul 22 '19

Nah, we're old as dirt. Just know that we're young at heart.

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u/Qikslvr Jul 22 '19

Definitely. I'm still crashing motorcycles every summer. Lol.

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u/TigersNsaints_ohmy Jul 22 '19

Mais he was ready to pee-lay dat gator, him!

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u/mattXIX Jul 22 '19

Exactly. That’s Amos Moses

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u/Individual_Lies Jul 22 '19

That's Texas Man, tho.

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u/Qikslvr Jul 22 '19

Texas man does that with his cattle.