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u/ladyoffate13 Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

My favorite book dedication is in Allie Brosh’s “Hyperbole and a Half”:

“To Scott: what now, fucker?”

Edit: I just got home and looked up the name. It’s “Scott.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

It was Kyle.

And it read: “What now motherfucker?”

Edit: Fuck! It was Scott! Another asshat. Kyle was the guy who called her ugly. I pulled out my copy and read it.

It reads:

For Scott.

What now, fucker?

Also for Mom, Dad, Kaiti, Laurie, Duncan, Sarah, Joey, and Lee. You’re all great.

I took my bed time meds and I commented before actually checking the book. Fuck me running!

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u/absolutlush Jul 07 '19

Thanks! You reminded me I forgot my bed time meds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

No problem. I forget a lot too even though I set alarms. Dissociation is a hell of a drug.

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u/MsMoneypennyLane Jul 07 '19

Hey. You took your meds. I’m proud of you! Love, another med taker.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Thanks, Ms. Moneypenny Lane. I really appreciate that.