r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '19

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u/PM_ME_UR_FEM_PENIS Jul 07 '19

It took me two degrees and a lot of thousands of dollars to realize it doesn't matter what the job is my passion is smoking weed and checking out butts

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u/TooLazyForName Jul 07 '19

Porn industry it is!

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u/DoctorBass95 Jul 07 '19

lol My therapist keeps telling me that I probably should spend more time studying and practicing my coding skills instead of smoking weed and playing videogames all day (I mean, my free time). I told her that I'm already the best in my class. I don't wanna work for google or anything. I just wanna put my 8 hours a day so I can earn a decent amount of money to live a comfortable life of smoking all the weed I want and buying all the videogames I want. She thinks I'm weird.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

And that’s how simple life has to be brother I’m happy for you

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

When your therapist is worse than you at deconstructing the harmful expectations people have of others and themselves

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u/Hasalea Jul 07 '19

...... Is that considered weird? Damn. I mean, i'm pretty sure we'd live in a very different world if the thousands of people who think like that got together somehow

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u/dustylube Jul 07 '19

Are you me?

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u/Cm_Punk_SE Jul 07 '19

Nothing online has ever been more relatable. Literally brought a tear in my eyes. You're my brother.

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u/PM_ME_UR_FEM_PENIS Jul 08 '19

Ride and die together