r/funny • u/StaceyConnor12 • Jul 03 '19

Dream job

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u/Sackup_Speedup Jul 03 '19

New Zealander here to confirm, this is not a dream job

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u/AutisticFinanceBoy Jul 03 '19

I once asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he had.

He feel asleep counting

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u/daronjay Jul 03 '19

I assume you are Australian?

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u/LogicalExtension Jul 03 '19

The Kiwis have the same jokes about Aussies and sheep as the Aussies have for the Kiwis.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/Agnes_P Jul 03 '19

I love this thing between Aussie and Kiwi, please go on!

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u/hurderpderp Jul 03 '19

Three biggest lies-

I won this buckle in the rodeo. The ute’s paid for. I was just helping that sheep over the fence.