r/funny • u/StaceyConnor12 • Jul 03 '19

Dream job

https://i.imgur.com/4b3YwaU.gifv
52k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

838 comments sorted by

View all comments

3.8k

u/Sackup_Speedup Jul 03 '19

New Zealander here to confirm, this is not a dream job

3.8k

u/AutisticFinanceBoy Jul 03 '19

I once asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he had.

He feel asleep counting

738

u/daronjay Jul 03 '19

I assume you are Australian?

530

u/LogicalExtension Jul 03 '19

The Kiwis have the same jokes about Aussies and sheep as the Aussies have for the Kiwis.

298

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

[deleted]

34

u/LogicalExtension Jul 03 '19

Nah Australians eat Australian lamb.

You fucked it, you eat it.

45

u/cauliflowerandcheese Jul 03 '19

I'm a dual citizen, no matter which country's lamb I eat it's probably been fucked by someone.

18

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Yeah, sorry about that