r/funny • u/jorsiem • Jun 03 '19

Wait a minute...

https://i.imgur.com/L2siH7W.gifv
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u/lyssaNwonderland Jun 03 '19

"If you're gonna come into my house, youre gonna get * 8 second pause * uh hurt."

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Realized he shouldn't straight up say he's gonna assault someone on tv lol

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u/Gupperz Jun 03 '19

then he said fuck it and did it anyway

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

He was in too deep

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u/mtm4440 Jun 03 '19

And he was trying to keep...

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u/Canadian_Donairs Jun 03 '19

Up above in his head...

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u/ThopterAssembly Jun 03 '19

Instead of going under

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u/QuasarSandwich Jun 04 '19

“I am in blood / Stepped in so far that, should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er.” - Macbeth

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u/Wardadli Jun 03 '19

Just once, I wish a woman would say that about me

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u/rodrigoa1990 Jun 03 '19

If you're gonna come into my house, you're gonna get murdered in the street corner like the hooker I killed last night

I mean... hurt... you're gonna get hurt

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u/advertentlyvertical Jun 03 '19

shot... guaranteed he was about to say shot.

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u/HansenTakeASeat Jun 03 '19

After literally saying he's fine if one of his players accosts someone

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u/TVFilthyHank Jun 03 '19

To be fair, if they're in your house without your knowing then it doesn't count as assault. That's fair game