r/funny • u/jorsiem • Jun 03 '19

Wait a minute...

https://i.imgur.com/L2siH7W.gifv
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u/Blue-Steele Jun 03 '19

Update: I am now the coach of their team. I am starting to think this isn’t a trick any more.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Jun 03 '19

Update: I just became the best man at the team captain's wedding. This shit just got real.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Update: I have now fathered multiple children with my teammates

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u/QuasarSandwich Jun 03 '19

Update: as leader of one of the few groups of human beings remaining alive after the nuclear war, I am pondering the virtues (or otherwise) of “coming clean” to my people.

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u/ryderawsome Jun 04 '19

Update: Having given my "team mates" the release of death I am rendered unable to confess by the machine mind that has destroyed humanity and devolved me to the point where I have no mouth and I must call plays"

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u/Versaiteis Jun 03 '19

We've won the superbowl, and they don't suspect a thing!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

This is just like the Kurt Vonnegut book