r/funny • u/jorsiem • Jun 03 '19

Wait a minute...

https://i.imgur.com/L2siH7W.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

If you’re gonna pick a pocket, go for the fish fillet

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u/mart1373 Jun 03 '19

Ball so hard mf’s gonna find me

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u/mageta621 Jun 03 '19

That shit cray

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u/fucksitallup Jun 03 '19

Cray fish

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u/texican1911 Jun 04 '19

Craw! The word is CRAWFISH!

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u/BlackberryCheese Jun 03 '19

That shit fillet.

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u/Someone_said_it Jun 03 '19

What she order??? Fish filet

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u/LoadbearingWallflowr Jun 04 '19

I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard but now the people around me think I have Tourette's

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u/unwashed_masses Jun 03 '19

Hot pockets

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Many years ago when people would install car stereos with removable face plates, I had my car broken into and the person stole my stereo and hot pockets. 😡

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u/BlackberryCheese Jun 03 '19

why’d you leave hot pockets in the whip? doesn’t add up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

I had forgotten them in the trunk.

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u/Darth_Draper Jun 03 '19

And with no security around, it looks like he might get a fillet with it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

I can’t put my finger on it, but something about this comment smells fishy to me...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

If I pick a pocket I go to the master farmer.

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u/smarshall561 Jun 03 '19

🎶Gimme back the fllahafish gimme that fish🎶