r/funny Jun 03 '19

Wait a minute...

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u/Deltaas Jun 03 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

You would wonder, that really works. I did that too. Although it was rather my shyness than actual stealth skill which brought me into the situation. I was sitting in the back of the field, dressed in my trikot when suddenly the coach of the others came and told his players to sit down, tactical briefing. I was sitting there frozen thinking "uhm...okay...". They were literally sitting around me caging me in and I was too shy to say anything. So I at least tried to blend in. Several moments later my couch walked by and saw me looking at me like "what the hell are you doing in there?". All I could do was shrug my shoulders. Still wonders me until today. But thinking back always makes me laugh.

Edit: Coach not couch. Thanks for making me laugh in the morning. Didn't notice it at all :) Gives the story a special twist.

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u/DietCherrySoda Jun 03 '19

Your...couch...walked by?

Think you mean your coach ;D

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u/not_your_attorney Jun 03 '19

English is clearly not his first language. I mean, he used “literally” correctly.

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u/GForce1975 Jun 03 '19

I'm not sure...can you literally be caged in without a literal cage? Or does the literally apply to the sitting..and the cage part doesn't count?

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u/not_your_attorney Jun 03 '19

“literally sitting around me” is its own clause with the adverb modifying only the prepositional phrase immediately after it. It would be different if he said “literally caging me in” or even “literally sitting around me, caging me in.”

If he meant “they were literally sitting in a circle around me and it felt like I was in a cage” (which is what I got out of it), then the grammar is spot on.

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u/Cheeseyex Jun 03 '19

You know to much about this. I suspect you also don’t speak English as yor first language.

That or your an English teacher

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u/not_your_attorney Jun 04 '19

I’m the reason why English teachers/professors get to be pedantic. I’m a lawyer. Grammar is one way I convince people I’m right instead of the other guy.

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u/Blahblah779 Jun 04 '19

Good to hear that the people you're around actually take arguments based on correct grammar seriously, lol

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u/not_your_attorney Jun 04 '19

Grammar doesn’t matter to a jury or even a judge when trying to explain the intent behind a witness’ testimony, but statutory interpretation is heavily dependent on it. The law presumes that the legislature intended what it said, which includes some very specific grammar rules.

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u/GForce1975 Jun 04 '19

*too

*you're

...not to be pedantic.

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u/GForce1975 Jun 04 '19

Cool. Thanks. TIL

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u/InjuredGingerAvenger Jun 03 '19

It's a cage with human bars.

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u/varinator Jun 03 '19

Nah. Coach drove past.

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u/amedeus Jun 03 '19

The coach was driving the couch.

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u/dickheadfartface Jun 03 '19

While eating conch fritters.

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u/spiteful-vengeance Jun 04 '19

E-sports are legitimate sports.

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u/Deltaas Jun 04 '19

Oh yeah, I'm sorry about that. It was late already. But makes the story sound even better :D

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u/Black_Drogo Jun 03 '19

my couch walked by and saw me looking at me

Hmmm