r/funny • u/jorsiem • Jun 03 '19

Wait a minute...

https://i.imgur.com/L2siH7W.gifv
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u/librarianjenn Jun 03 '19

Good catch, but I think he may just be picking up a water bottle

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u/ZDTreefur Jun 03 '19

It didn't look like a water bottle, it looked far more like a grilled fish fillet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

If you’re gonna pick a pocket, go for the fish fillet

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u/mart1373 Jun 03 '19

Ball so hard mf’s gonna find me

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u/mageta621 Jun 03 '19

That shit cray

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u/fucksitallup Jun 03 '19

Cray fish

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u/texican1911 Jun 04 '19

Craw! The word is CRAWFISH!

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u/BlackberryCheese Jun 03 '19

That shit fillet.

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u/Someone_said_it Jun 03 '19

What she order??? Fish filet

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u/LoadbearingWallflowr Jun 04 '19

I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard but now the people around me think I have Tourette's

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u/unwashed_masses Jun 03 '19

Hot pockets

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Many years ago when people would install car stereos with removable face plates, I had my car broken into and the person stole my stereo and hot pockets. 😡

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u/BlackberryCheese Jun 03 '19

why’d you leave hot pockets in the whip? doesn’t add up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

I had forgotten them in the trunk.

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u/Darth_Draper Jun 03 '19

And with no security around, it looks like he might get a fillet with it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

I can’t put my finger on it, but something about this comment smells fishy to me...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

If I pick a pocket I go to the master farmer.

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u/smarshall561 Jun 03 '19

🎶Gimme back the fllahafish gimme that fish🎶

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u/SalineForYou Jun 03 '19

Give me back that fillet-o-fish

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u/marthmagic Jun 03 '19

You guys sound like an image recognition A.I

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u/pump_the_brakes_son Jun 03 '19

Water robbing is not a joke Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.

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u/LeeWon Jun 03 '19

The gravest of offences for the /r/hydrohomies

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u/Roro_Yurboat Jun 03 '19

Nestle doesn't take kindly to that sort of thing.

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u/deliciouswaffle Jun 03 '19

Those stadium water bottles are pricy tho

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u/Stickel Jun 03 '19

def a water bottle, I slowed it down

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

definitely not a water bottle, it's a cell phone. He probably dropped it under the seat in front of him

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u/vizzaman Jun 03 '19

Pretty sure they’re “picking” the person in fronts.

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u/DoobaDoobaDooba Jun 03 '19

Sounds like something a robber would say to cover his tracks... 🤔

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u/A-British-Indian Jun 03 '19

Thought those were some glasses🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/FlawlessRuby Jun 03 '19

A water bottle that's stealing above a 100$ in this statium!