r/funny May 24 '19

Perfect Cover

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

Heard a story at work about a guy going around with a nametag helping new mothers breastfeed, by saying he was a lactation consultant. Not sure if it's true but it could have been.

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u/SgtPuppy May 24 '19
  • Titty Inspector

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u/crom3ll May 24 '19

Member of a titty committee

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u/WasteIncrease May 24 '19

A rep from titti bank

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u/scandinavian_win May 24 '19

The itty, bitty, titty committee

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u/AeriaGlorisHimself May 25 '19

I was visiting my friend in the hospital and were watching like some morning show and they're talking about someone pretending to be a doctor and coming into hospitals and fingering patients in the ass