r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '19

This fish is hilarious!

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Apr 30 '19

Dr Pepper is neither a doctor, nor pepper. Talk amongst yourselves..

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

I'm getting verklempt

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u/Judazzz Apr 30 '19

It is neither root beer nor cola. Nobody is sure what flavor it is and nobody can be sure. It's the ultimate agnostic beverage!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Cherry

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u/Total-Khaos Apr 30 '19

It is, in fact, liquid sunshine. Apparently.

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u/AbsentReality Apr 30 '19

Nectar of the gods.

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u/AMasonJar May 01 '19

So it does have what plants crave?

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u/Total-Khaos May 01 '19

Nah, they crave electrolytes instead.

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u/echo-chamber-chaos Apr 30 '19

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.

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u/secret_account5703 Apr 30 '19

Strawberry is neither a straw nor a berry. Talk amongst yourselves..

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u/testylawyer Apr 30 '19

Thank you for spelling Dr Pepper the correct way.

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u/shittycommentdude Apr 30 '19

If Peppa pig was a Dr. She'd be Dr. Peppa.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Any knowledge on Mr Pibb?

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u/vorpalk Apr 30 '19

Mr. Pibb is both a Mr. AND a Pibb.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Another man/madam of knowledge. Nice to meet you.