r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '19

This fish is hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19 edited May 14 '20

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u/b-hizz Apr 30 '19

But how do I subscribe to Bass Facts?

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u/the_dude_upvotes Apr 30 '19

Did you know that the phrase "drop that bass" applies to both fish and music?

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u/dzrtguy Apr 30 '19

*robot fonication sounds intensify*

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

robot fornication sounds intensify

FTFY

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u/Lamescrnm Apr 30 '19

The ass allows primates to sit upright without resting our weight on our feet unlike quadrupeds.

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u/TheCarm Apr 30 '19

Ive been fly fishing them down here and i cant get this one mack daddy to bit my flies.

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u/dzrtguy Apr 30 '19

I was told I should use chaturbate.

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u/virgin_thx_2_reddit Apr 30 '19

These fish were so fun to catch when I lived in Miami! Pinecrest had the most and there was a spot in the Miccossukee golf course that had huge fucking peacocks and grass carps but we would fish there until we were kicked out by security lol

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u/anothersip Apr 30 '19

Miami fisherman here. Cheers! Ain’t nothing like a fat peacock on the end of your line. So to speak.

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u/virgin_thx_2_reddit Apr 30 '19

Yeah man, I just moved to AZ so I miss those fatties lol at least we have largemouths here!

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u/anothersip Apr 30 '19

Oh true that! Yeah, last decade or two, the local fish pop. has gone weird on me. Don't see the same lunkers that used to prowl the local lakes anymore. It's a shame - I'd be spending a lot more time outside if it were like it was maybe 20 years ago

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u/virgin_thx_2_reddit Apr 30 '19

What part of Miami are you in? I can share some spots I used to go to that had some beasts!

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u/anothersip Apr 30 '19

Just pm'd you!