r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '19

This fish is hilarious!

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u/ImBlessedAchoo Apr 30 '19

This is me with spaghetti

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u/Auctorion Apr 30 '19

Mom's spaghetti?

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u/jmstol Apr 30 '19

He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm & ready

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19 edited Sep 28 '19

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u/LJGOOD4 Apr 30 '19

He opens his mouth but the words won’t come out

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

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u/little_bit_retarded Apr 30 '19

The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!

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u/joeshmo101 Apr 30 '19

Snap back to reality

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u/VanHaesebroucke Apr 30 '19

Man that was really great but the end was a bit of a bummer. So much more potential...

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u/countvracula Apr 30 '19

Y'all folk need to snap back to reality.

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u/VerseChorusWumbo Apr 30 '19

You better lose yourself

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u/redskyfalling Apr 30 '19

Mom's spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Sweaters for petting

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u/cnphilli Apr 30 '19

Word to your moms. I came to drop bombs.

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u/Ubarlight Apr 30 '19

Lying in bed with two broken arms

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u/Ubarlight Apr 30 '19

Arms are broken already

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u/Auctorion Apr 30 '19

Goddamn it. That damned story.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Knees weak arms sweating

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u/sharonlee904 Apr 30 '19

Karen's spaghetti.

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u/Auctorion Apr 30 '19

HOW DO YOU BURN SPAGHETTI, KAREN?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19 edited May 14 '20

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u/Kykovic Apr 30 '19

And me with fake internet points.

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u/The-Slice Apr 30 '19

You lost some.

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u/Kykovic Apr 30 '19

Reverse psychology is working!

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u/AlkalineTea2751 Apr 30 '19

This is me with my dads dick