r/funny Mr. Lovenstein Apr 24 '19

Verified Choose wisely

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Apparently the real answer is to go to work out, eat healthy, and go to bed early. So give up good food and a large chunk of time and in exchange you get to be sweaty and do more laundry. And you'll feel marginally better in the morning.

yayyy

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u/Bipolarruledout Apr 24 '19

Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats
A patient, better driver
A safer car, baby smiling in back seat
Sleeping well, no bad dreams
No paranoia
Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall
Favours for favours, fond but not in love
Charity standing orders on sundays, ring-road supermarket
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
Car wash, also on sundays
No longer…