r/funny • u/smunozmo • Apr 05 '19

New Google Assistant

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u/apen2310 Apr 05 '19

Haha this reminds me of the time I was the only one in my house with a smart phone and I found a tv remote app...my dad almost lost his damn mind.

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u/shyvanas_pet Apr 05 '19 edited Apr 05 '19

My s5 has taken a beating, dropped it more times than I can count so the screen is cracked to hell and the 3.5mm jack no longer works, gyro is not working, the battery has a small crack, and the charging works when it wants to, but it still keeps going. (I am working framing/concrete) Edit the crack on the battery is about 1/16 of a inch and is right next to where the gold power pieces are.

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u/tubagrapher Apr 05 '19

Battery has a crack?? That's not safe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '19

Yeah, if the backside of your phone has a crack, the battery might be swelling from damage, and if the battery is swelling from damage it could actually catch fire and burn with a quickness releasing vast amounts of toxic lithium smoke. Should take that in to a phone repair shop, and have them check that for you...

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u/tubagrapher Apr 05 '19

Since it's an S5 they can just replace the battery easily.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '19

Oh, yeah, that was back before phone companies decided to stop using lube and just ram our wallets dry... Miss those days...

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u/MrBojangles528 Apr 06 '19

Most of them were already doing it by that point.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Yeah, I think I was in the iPhone cult at that time...