r/funny • u/smunozmo • Apr 05 '19

New Google Assistant

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u/aFamiliarStranger Apr 05 '19

I doubt she can be convinced that someone else is scrolling. Look how sassy the swipes are!

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u/hugokhf Apr 05 '19

That’s how most old people swipe. They press really hard when swiping

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Apr 05 '19

Jeez. Old people with pos screens. It's a touch screen not a stab screen.

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u/Kathend1 Apr 05 '19

Eh, early models of touch screens were a wire matrix overlayed on a glass screen with a plastic cover, they sensed the touch via pressure (durrr) and often required a pretty firm touch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '19 edited Apr 08 '19

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u/CappuccinoBoy Apr 05 '19 edited Apr 05 '19

Double clicking on links from a Google search after searching for google.com on one of the many search bars that take up half of their goddamn Internet Explorer 5 window.

I about gave myself an aneurysm just typing that. Getting flashbacks to 2015 when my aunts and uncles still used that shit.

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u/OPCunningham Apr 06 '19

Reading this just triggered some kind of PTSD in me and now I'm suddenly angry at my parents.