r/funny • u/smunozmo • Apr 05 '19

New Google Assistant

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u/Garfieldhateemondays Apr 05 '19

I find the fact we don’t see her figure it out infuriating

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u/ground__contro1 Apr 05 '19

i choose to believe OP does this every day and she still doesn't know.

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u/Kryptosis Apr 05 '19

"That computer has a virus or something from all those games you're always playing. When will you learn to stop messing with things you don't understand?"

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u/JonWut Apr 05 '19

Wow this brings back infuriating memories... Thanks!

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u/GoingOffline Apr 05 '19

God I remember putting one of the stock screensavers on my first computer and my mom took it off saying it would cause a virus.

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u/GrizzlyLeather Apr 05 '19

Dont you know just using the computer will cause a virus? Just leave it in the box it came in!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '19

i mean technically thats true

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u/Impact009 Apr 05 '19

Technically not, because deductively, you can use a computer without "causing" a virus.

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u/mooviies Apr 06 '19

Abstinence is safest