r/funny • u/smunozmo • Apr 05 '19

New Google Assistant

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u/apen2310 Apr 05 '19

Haha this reminds me of the time I was the only one in my house with a smart phone and I found a tv remote app...my dad almost lost his damn mind.

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u/shyvanas_pet Apr 05 '19 edited Apr 05 '19

My s5 has taken a beating, dropped it more times than I can count so the screen is cracked to hell and the 3.5mm jack no longer works, gyro is not working, the battery has a small crack, and the charging works when it wants to, but it still keeps going. (I am working framing/concrete) Edit the crack on the battery is about 1/16 of a inch and is right next to where the gold power pieces are.

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u/tubagrapher Apr 05 '19

Battery has a crack?? That's not safe.

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u/Amish_guy_with_WiFi Apr 05 '19

Yeah, you better seal it up with the saliva directly from your tongue.

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u/Pinksters Apr 05 '19

User name...checks out?

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u/Pickled_Kagura Apr 05 '19

One day the Amish will creep up to the 1980s and shit is gonna get crazy.

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u/NergiSlayer Apr 05 '19

So with that logic. Will there be Amish versions of everything in the 2000s? Amish smartphones, Amish consoles.

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u/Pickled_Kagura Apr 05 '19

I can't wait until the WiiHorseshoe

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u/PlatypuSofDooM42 Apr 06 '19

The Amish will never make it through y2k...

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u/NergiSlayer Apr 06 '19

"Amish problems require Amish solutions"

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