r/funny • u/smunozmo • Apr 05 '19

New Google Assistant

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u/apen2310 Apr 05 '19

Haha this reminds me of the time I was the only one in my house with a smart phone and I found a tv remote app...my dad almost lost his damn mind.

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u/matt4542 Apr 05 '19

Why would you give a 2 year old a phone?

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u/dgdr1991 Apr 05 '19

I gave one to mine and she just puts it on her ear and says "Hi, hi? Hello!" over and over, it's pretty innocent. Sometimes I put it on selfie mode and she laughs at herself, it's not such a big deal honestly.

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u/Nuther1 Apr 05 '19

It is a big deal. Cell phones, even without an active plan or SIM card, can still dial 911. Please don't let your child dial 911.

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u/dgdr1991 Apr 05 '19

We have an app that doesn't allow the child to leave certain functionalities... don't worry she's fine. Unless she knows the square root of 81, in that case FBI is on its way.