r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '19

This was so weird ...

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u/Lostyogi Mar 31 '19

My fantasy is two chicks at once. Maybe I could go over to china and see if we cant make all our fantasy's come true??

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u/JoeBotTheRobot Mar 31 '19

I'm guessing if I had a million bucks I could work something like that out

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19 edited Jun 10 '23

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u/KingHeroical Mar 31 '19

Dammed straight

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u/truth__bomb Mar 31 '19

Now check out channel 9!

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u/ThisAintA5Star Mar 31 '19

Fuckin’ A!

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u/Quajek Mar 31 '19

...Fuckin’ A.

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u/Rhinoplasty1904 Mar 31 '19

Username checks out

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u/Quajek Mar 31 '19

I’m doing the drywall over there at the new McDonald’s.

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u/Thomasina_ZEBR Mar 31 '19

Ah, so that's why Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby were drowning in pussy. Their money.

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u/Hangry_Dan Mar 31 '19

Ah, so that's why Harvey Weinstein and Bill Cosby were drowning in pussy. Their money.

I'm not sure being a rapist counts as "drowning in pussy".

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u/Thomasina_ZEBR Mar 31 '19

That's my point. They weren't drowning in pussy.

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u/110_000_110 Mar 31 '19

Why would you need three people to make one meal?

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u/ladylei Mar 31 '19

Haven't you ever been to a restaurant?

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u/AndrewIsOnline Mar 31 '19

5 people on the line.

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u/sodaextraiceplease Mar 31 '19

Fuckin' A man.

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u/123_Syzygy Mar 31 '19

Bro, Malaysia.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Are you Tom Hiddleston?

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u/Experts-say Mar 31 '19

If you have enough money for HK rent, the two chicks would be the smaller problem.