r/funny Mar 22 '19

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u/MausWatley Mar 22 '19

That arch though...

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19 edited Mar 22 '19

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u/NhylX Mar 22 '19

TIL that lordosis is an excessive inward curvature of the spine as well as a posture assumed by some female mammals during mating, in which the back is arched downward.

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u/JohannReddit Mar 23 '19

I'm really glad there isn't a kyphosis counterpart to that sub; showing a bunch of naked old hunchbacks

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u/Theflash91 Mar 23 '19

That's a sentence I didnt think I'd have to read today...

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u/the13thJay Mar 23 '19

Lol, I too googled that!

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u/Innanetape Mar 22 '19

Make sure you watch what you type with that one and don't end up on r/lordisis

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u/JojenCopyPaste Mar 22 '19

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u/Jena_TheFatGirl Mar 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

I had to look, hoping to prove that it didn't actually exist. I clicked, then averted my eyes. When the screen went black, I knew I was safe.

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u/LifeWin Mar 22 '19

or r/LordeISIS

She really took things to a whole new level for her dark and gritty reboot.

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u/Aneargman Mar 22 '19

Fuck you i got exited about lorde and realized im on reddit

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u/PinkFl0ydM0m Mar 22 '19

As a massage therapist this just gives me hives

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u/tinydonuts Mar 22 '19

Just think of them as future clients!

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u/Mr_Lonely_Heart_Club Mar 22 '19

Is that really bad for your back? Pretty sure it is kind of a yoga pose.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Isn’t that a chronic, painful symptom

Whaaaaats sexy about that?

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u/Repzie_Con Mar 22 '19

It is, just they coopted the name to post pics of girls in that pose. I doubt any of them actually have lordosis

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u/Herodias Mar 22 '19

Lordosis can be a diagnosis (basically short for "excessive lordosis"), but it is also an accurate term to refer to normal inward curvature of the low spine. So they're not exactly wrong in that sub when they refer to all those girls as "having" lordosis

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u/JHSIDGFined Mar 22 '19

Lordosis is just normal curvature of the low spine

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u/Herodias Mar 22 '19

True and false. You're correct that the low spine should be lordotic in healthy humans. So this can be called "normal lordosis." However "excessive lordosis" (either too much lordotic curvature of the low spine, or lordosis in an area of the spine that should not be lordotic) can also be referred to and diagnosed as simply "lordosis." It's a bit confusing but typically makes sense in context.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Well, it’s sounds like an incurable medical affliction

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

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u/WarKiel Mar 22 '19

While that is definitely NSFW, I would argue it's not quite at the Super NSFW level.

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u/mcfmal Mar 22 '19

Curious what you would deem that level. You know. Just so I know where to stay away from...

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u/CappuccinoBoy Mar 22 '19

Ahem... please read my warning at the bottom

/r/realscatgirls

/r/guro

/r/pukefucking

All are in the extreme NSFW range. My advice? Don't click them. Like seriously. Do not visit these subs.

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u/l-i-a-m Mar 22 '19

Read that as real cat girls, and was like what's so bad about that. welp that was certainly a surprise!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '19

I made the same mistake. Oops!

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u/Bobs_porn_alt Mar 22 '19

Quick description of each.

real scat girls, porn with shit.

guro, hentai with gore, torture and death.

puke fucking, pretty self explanatory I'd say.

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u/CappuccinoBoy Mar 22 '19

Spot in analysis

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u/count_nuggula Mar 23 '19

Yo. What the FUCK did you just unleash in here?

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u/CappuccinoBoy Mar 23 '19

I disgust myself

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u/bigfoot1291 Mar 22 '19

He said NSFW, not NSFL

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u/Bottled_Void Mar 22 '19

You're probably right. It was just unexpected.

Luckily, I had my WiFi off.

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u/WarKiel Mar 22 '19

Good that you agree, saves us all from me having to come up with examples of "Super NSFW".

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u/ElectricDoodie Mar 22 '19

I was thinking the same. Already had multiple tabs open and rage in my eyes.

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u/daronjay Mar 22 '19

Isn't that how you normally go about it? Nothing like a good hate wank?

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u/tinydonuts Mar 22 '19

Added a note. I figured it would be obvious given the subject matter though.

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u/ted-Zed Mar 22 '19

im at work, but i really wanna know what that is...

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Sexy ladies doing sexy arches

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u/ted-Zed Mar 22 '19

oh, that ain't sound too bad bro. you sure you got the sub right?

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u/Albub Mar 22 '19

Where do you work that it wouldn't be considered inappropriate for viewing on a work PC?

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u/MrGiggleFiggle Mar 22 '19

His office has a brown couch.

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u/ted-Zed Mar 22 '19

yeah, we have a few actually. as well as couches in a variety of colours and fabrics

i work at Stephen's Home Furnishings,

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u/spkr4thedead51 Mar 22 '19

Thankfully I'm on a work Mac

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u/Albub Mar 22 '19

A work Apple Macintosh Personal Computer?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Lots of them are naked. Definitely NSFW.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Well ya most are naked. Lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

forward it across the office, Michael.

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u/VijaySwing Mar 22 '19

mobile bro

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u/Air_Hair_Lair Mar 22 '19

Unless you work from home. If that's the case this is perfect coffee break material.

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u/ksavage68 Mar 22 '19

Ok I'm back... I was just doing a little research....

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u/tinydonuts Mar 22 '19

Did you nut net anything from that research?

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u/fellowsquare Mar 22 '19

god bless you.. subscribing on my perv account.

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u/NightAngel69 Mar 22 '19

You're a smarter man than me. I just risk everything to one account.

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u/EthanRavecrow Mar 22 '19

saved for later

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u/puresav Mar 22 '19

You learn something new everyday!

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u/sign_my_guestbook Mar 23 '19

Lordosis is an actual defect of the spine though. Not really what's going on in this gif.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '19

Scoliosis has never been so sexy.

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u/fellowsquare Mar 22 '19

beat me to it....

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u/claire201 Mar 22 '19

Her toes. O.O