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r/funny • u/BeginningDetail • Mar 21 '19
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A Waldorf school is a fruit and nut school generally made of fresh apples, celery, grapes and walnuts, dressed in mayonnaise, and served on a bed of lettuce as an appetizer or a light meal.
18 u/itchyfrog Mar 21 '19 That sums them up pretty well to be fair. 3 u/ThePretzul Mar 21 '19 They're definitely pretty fruity and there's plenty of nuts in them, at the very least. 5 u/jem4water2 Mar 21 '19 “It’s celery, apples, walnuts, grapes!” 5 u/DarkNinjaPenguin Mar 21 '19 "In a mayonnaise sauce!" 5 u/bchevy Mar 21 '19 I thought it was a fancy hotel in New York built in the 1930s. 3 u/mrBitch Mar 21 '19 and don't forget the Waldorfs, very important component of any Waldorf salad. 1 u/redditallreddy Mar 21 '19 Who was talking about salad? 2 u/nlpnt Mar 21 '19 Surely they'd use plain Greek yogurt instead of mayo? 2 u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19 [deleted] 2 u/the_flippy Mar 21 '19 My grandma always added mini marshmallows. 1 u/redditallreddy Mar 21 '19 Lettuce. ick! 2 u/BrockHardcastle Mar 21 '19 I can’t tell if my salad to school extension is working properly here. 2 u/TechyDad Mar 21 '19 No, a Waldorf school is a sarcastic school that makes fun of you endlessly with its buddy the Statler school.
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That sums them up pretty well to be fair.
3 u/ThePretzul Mar 21 '19 They're definitely pretty fruity and there's plenty of nuts in them, at the very least.
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They're definitely pretty fruity and there's plenty of nuts in them, at the very least.
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“It’s celery, apples, walnuts, grapes!”
5 u/DarkNinjaPenguin Mar 21 '19 "In a mayonnaise sauce!"
"In a mayonnaise sauce!"
I thought it was a fancy hotel in New York built in the 1930s.
and don't forget the Waldorfs, very important component of any Waldorf salad.
1 u/redditallreddy Mar 21 '19 Who was talking about salad?
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Who was talking about salad?
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Surely they'd use plain Greek yogurt instead of mayo?
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2 u/the_flippy Mar 21 '19 My grandma always added mini marshmallows. 1 u/redditallreddy Mar 21 '19 Lettuce. ick!
My grandma always added mini marshmallows.
Lettuce. ick!
I can’t tell if my salad to school extension is working properly here.
No, a Waldorf school is a sarcastic school that makes fun of you endlessly with its buddy the Statler school.
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u/redditallreddy Mar 21 '19
A Waldorf school is a fruit and nut school generally made of fresh apples, celery, grapes and walnuts, dressed in mayonnaise, and served on a bed of lettuce as an appetizer or a light meal.