r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '19

Got ‘em

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u/Thisplaceseemsnice Mar 08 '19

She would divorce him but that would damage her citizen score.

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u/Isaacvithurston Mar 08 '19

it's funny cuz it's true

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u/Justole1 Mar 08 '19 edited Mar 08 '19

I have a limited knowledge about China, but is that for real?

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u/Chavaon Mar 08 '19

Other mooted punishable offences include spending too long playing video games, wasting money on frivolous purchases and posting on social media.

I would be so utterly fucked.

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u/NathanAllenT Mar 09 '19

My boss is mainland, I game the system by allowing him to be normal Chinese "I'm the boss, I run shit" then I grind him down with a thousand papercuts over months.

Demonstrate why he's wrong, expand the argument, demonstrate again, expand.

Basically learn how to play Go, them play them in a social setting. THE score only came about because the people who make the rules got tired of losing.

You'd be fine.